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COSTCO HATE PAGE!!!!!!! LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL CREATURES ON THIS EARTH: COSTCO IS FUCKING SHIT. THEY DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS AN OASIS OF """SWEET DEALS""" AND """LOW-PRICED HOT DOGS""" WHEN IN REALITY THEY ARE LIKE A COSMIC PIG WITH A BLACK HOLE OF A MOUTH JUST SUCKING EVERYONE'S MEMBERSHIP PREMIUMS DOWN THEIR ENDLESS STARVING GULLET. PLUS THIER BUILDINGS ARE LITERALLY UGLY AS HELL WHO WANTS TO WALK INTO ABUILDING WITH GRAY CONCRETE FLOORS AND SHITTY ASS WHITE SHEET-METAL CEILIGNGS WITH APOCALYPTIC SPIDER-ESQUE METAL-BLADED FANS HANGING FROM THE CEILING. YOU WALK INTO COSTCO AND IT FEELS LIKE HELL-PRISON. AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT IS HELL-PRISON!!!!!!!!! COSTCO IS WHERE THE SOULS OF THE AFFLUENT, GREEDY MACHIAVELLIANS GO TO BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY, FOREVER GNASHING THEIR TEETH AND HURLING THEIR OVERSIZED CARTS AT EACH OTHR OVER FREE CHEESE SAMPLES. UPON THEIR MISERABLE DEATHS, THEY ARE GREETED BY JIMMY BUFFETT - KING OF COSTCO AND MORTAL ENEMY TO GOD - AND HE CACKLES AS HE SHOVES THEIR COSTCO MEMBERHSIP CARDS DOWN THEIR DEPRAVED THROATS AND SAYS, "WELCOME TO MARGARITAVILLE. YOU ASKED FOR THIS BITCH"
THIS IS COSTCO'S 10-K FINANCIAL REPORT FOR 2020. GUESS HOW MUCH MONEY THE CEO OF COSTCO MADE.
WHATEVER YOU GUESSED WAS FUCKING WRONG BECAUSE THAT BITCH MADE $7.8 MILLION. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!!!!!! WHO IN HELL IS INVESTING THAT MUCH IN COSTCO STOCKS AND WHY DOES MY BANK ACCOUNT LOOK LIKE THE PRICE OF APPROXIMATELY FOUR SHITTY COSTCO HOT DOGS?????
GEORGE BUSH DID 9/11 AND YET EVEN HE HATES COSTCO!!!!!!!!
((THIS IS NOT AN IMAGE OF WALMART IT'S AN IMAGE OF COSTCO BURNING IN HELL))
COSTCO'S CEO IS LIKE "OH YEAH BABY OUR HOT DOGS ARE $1.50 WITH A SODA THAT'S SO FUCKING SEXY" MEANWHILE THEIR HOT DOGS LITRLALLY TASTE LIKE THE MOST BORING NORMAL ASS CYLINDER OFSWEATY FLESH EVER. I COIULD BUY A PACK OF EIGHT BALL PARK™ HOT DOGS FOR $3.24 PLUS!!!! A PACK OF EIGHT BALL PARK™ HOT DOG BUNS FOR $2.28 PLUS!!!!!!! A SODIE FOR LIKE IDK $1.50 SODAS ARE LITERALLY NOT THAT EXPENSIVE BUT THE POINT IS. THAT IS EIGHT FCUKING HOT DOGS (THAT ARE TEN TIMES MORE DELICIOUS THAN COSTCO DOGS) FOR 69 CENTS EACH AND YOU CAN FACT CHECK ME. COSTCO DOGS AIN'T SHIT. THEY'RE LIKE A SEA SIREN DRAWING YOU IN WITH THE SWEET SONG OF PHALLIC MEAT IN A BREAD-CONDOM AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'RE WALKING INTO A PRISON CELL AND SIGNING YOUR LIFE AWAY TO AN ETERNAL JIMMY BUFFETT WAREHOUSE GIG FULL OF DIVORCED MIDDLE AGED MOMS ADN DADS WHO ARE LIKE "OMGGGGG THIS SONG IS SO GOOD THIS IS REAL MUSIC" THE FUCKING FOOLS. THE FUCKING SLAVE-BEASTS
^THEY ARE DANCING TOGETHER BC THEY ARE BOTH CORRUPTED COSTCO DEMONS
< --- YOUR MONEY FLYING AWAY BC YOU WASTED IT ON COSTCO
AND GUESS WHAT ELSE. COSTCO HAS A HISTORY OF MANIPULATIVE AND DISCRIMINATORY BUSINESS PRACTICES BCAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY CHAOS AGENTS FOR SATAN (AS ARE MANY MTULRI NATIONAL COPRORATIONS). DID YOU KNOW COSTCO HAS LIED ABOUT SELLLING EXPENSIVE DESIGNER JEWELRY AND HANDBAGS IN AN ILLEGAL BAIT-AND-SWITCH ADVERTISING TACTIC WHICH GOT THEM SUED IN 2013???? THOSE BITCHES WANTED YOU TO THINK "OOOOOO COSTCO IS HOT SHIT THEY SELL MICHAEL KORS. I BET THEIR ROTISSERIE CHICKEN HAS GOLD FLAKES ON IT TOO" IN THEIR FUCKING DREAMS IT DOES. THEY ALSO LITERALLY HAVE DISCMRIMINATED AGAINST WOMEN EMPLOYEES AND EMPLOYEES WITH DISABILITIES (I'M NOT SHITTING YOU LOOK IT UP) AND ONE TIME I WALKED INTO COSTCO AND AN EMPLOYEE CALLED ME A "PANSY" AND SAID "YOU CAN'T WALK INTO THIS STORE DRESSED LIKE YOU JUST CAME FROM THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE SET OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE" AND A BUNCH OF CUSTOMERS GATHERED AROUND AND APPLAUDED HIM. SO THEY'RE HOMOPHOBIC TOO.
I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN A COSTCO AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING I'M "BITTER" AND ""WHY DO YOU HATE COSTCO SO MUCH THEY HAVE GOOD DEALS" WELL MAYBE YUO SHOULD OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOU WOULD SEE THAT YOU ARE STANDIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF A GIANT BRUTALIST CONCRETE-METAL CUBE FULL OF SHIT YOU COULD BUY LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!!
